BLOGS/POSTS | pinkysplanet

innie or outie.. shake it all aboutie..

I woke up in a panic this morning, sweat dripping down my cleavage after another scary midlife crisis nightmare.. my vagina (aka Fifi)...

I have made the very positive decision that next year I am going to get back out there and dive into the dating pool. The only problem...

Ok.. I'm in hiding. There.. I've admitted it. I'm well and truly in hiding. For the past couple of years I have been like a little...

As I pull my newly aquired spanx up above my knees.. all knock knee'd and contorting like an orangutan on speed, grunting and groaning.....

When you find yourself dating a lesbian psychopath you really do need to be very careful. One wrong move and you could end up buried...

I have a confession to make.. I have let myself go over the last couple of years. Not just in the fact that my waistline now resembles...

I would realy like to know how to mend a broken heart. You see, I have had one now for three years, ten months, six days and two hours. ...

Maybe it was the afternoon Sex On The Beach, the Wet Pussy and the Screaming Orgasm that got me over excited.. Then the Shirley Temple...

I know it's been a while.. but I experienced a strange fluttering sensation inside my knickers yesterday. A feeling quite alien to me...

For those of you that do not know.. which makes around 7 billion two hundred ninety- nine million nine hundred ninety-nine thousand nine...