Spot!
I have a large spot on my face. It planted itself on my face in the early hours of Tuesday morning and has stuck around since, outstaying its welcome by at least three days, and forcing me to go undercover!
It has grown in size and confidence, and become so cocky it laughs at me uproariously every time I look in the mirror.. giving me jazz hands and blowing rather wet raspberries!
It has officially registered its name via deed poll to Pablo! He has a Facebook account and a Twitter account. He writes hilarious anecdotal stories of life being attached to my face, and is getting more laughs than I ever do! He has an envious social life and I have become merely his mule, to carry him from one social event to the other.
He takes over the remote control and I end up having to sit through TV shows like Embarrassing Bodies, while he eats pickled onion crisps, drinks Red Bull, and farts like a trooper. And now he has now grown so much in size that he now has spots of his own!
I'm planning on introducing him to my old kick ass friend Clearasil later. She's not one of those friends that you feel the need to see all the time, but when you do meet up it's party time!
