Cocktail anyone? :)

Maybe it was the afternoon Sex On The Beach, the Wet Pussy and the Screaming Orgasm that got me over excited..

Then the Shirley Temple had me dancing down the aisle of Lidl to acquire more alcohol, which in hindsight turned out to be a pretty bad idea..

A rather rough looking Tijuana Hooker scared me in the trolley park, but had me wondering if Brunettes Can Be Sluts, and how much money they could make..

After that the Smurf Fart had me walking like the Three Legged Monkey to the next wine bar with a very uncomfortable feeling of Liquid Viagra spillage running down my leg..

As I waited for my mate Mel to finish flirting with the bouncer I started thinking about good old fashioned Hanky Panky, after the Leg Spreader, the good old Suck Bang Blow and ending with a tasty Sperm Shot.. hmmmm.. it had been a while..

Fucked By A Rockstar in the back alley of Crabby Dick's had me thinking Adios Motherf***er as he really gave me The Creeps..

Then my Anus Burner and Barfing Sensation had me panicking, thinking I was having a Brain Hemorrhage so I thought I had better make my merry way home..

To top it off my Angel's Tit and Slippery Nipple were starting to give me jip, so I got a lift home quick sharp with a very nice Cock Sucking Cowboy in a pick up truck, with a dog named Boo..

Just as I got home I heard sirens that went Woo Woo and I jumped out of the car like a Kamikaze and prayed Satan's Wishes to get me through the front door in one piece.. feeling like a Dirty White Mother!