Alien takeover...
Someone told me today (a seemingly sane person that did not appear to be on day release from the loony ward) that bruises and other unexplainable marks on a persons body are in fact a sign that aliens have entered a person's body!
Hmmmm... that must mean, examining the rather substantially sized bruise on my rather substantially sized arse, that I have the entire population of Mars building tiny little alien colonies inside my body.. right now.. as we speak!
If the cheeky little migrants have a penchant for doughnuts and the odd glass of vino this could work very much in their favour.
If however they are fitness freaks they need to get used to the idea of turning into little couch potatoes with an addiction to House Of Cards and other White House dramas!
